I’d go into a long and desparate appeal regarding your attending Untoward’s one-year anniversary, but that doesn’t seem like the RIGHT thing to do. I don’t want to “used car salesman” you over to the Beauty Bar tonight. All I can say is, with the readers we have lined up, this will be awesome.
I make no promises about my own entertainment value, but there’s enough here to insulate you from my potential inadequacy, including P. Fanatic and Untoward contributor / consultant, Mason T. Johnson. Things should be good, if not great, is what I’m saying. So come. The Beauty Bar is beautiful and they serve liquor.